9am - wake up to the stomping of little feet upstairs, groan and roll over.
915am - wake up again to 2 small eyes staring at me. - “what…” “can I cuddle with you?” “sure crawl up here”
920am - “mommy can we watch cartoons” “yes” - fall back asleep to the sounds of Super Why.
930am - wake back up to 2 more eyes staring at me and poking me. “crawl up here monster and dont kick your sister” Drift back alseep…..
940am - kicked…. “Stop kicking each other mommy’s sleeping”
945am - “mommy we want breakfast get up!!!” grumbling “mommy wants sleep” “no mommy GET UP”
950am - crawl out of bed and stumble to the kitchen….get bowls of fruity pebbles 1 with milk 1 without. Turn on cartoons in living room
10am - Gulp down glass of OJ and add milk to the one bowl of cereal without milk….Get everyones vitamins for the day. (I’d be a bad mom if I didn’t)
1015am - clean up breakfast and start laundry. Oh crap theres a load in the washer still that needs to be rewashed and a load in the dryer to be folded.
1020am - still folding clothes….difuse fight over the big wheel ”It’s your sisters get off it….Sierra stp hitting”
1025 - still trying to fold clothes….”Mommy we want to play with play-doh” “okay let mommy fold these clothes and I will get it out”
1027 - house is strangely quiet, get up from folding clothes to find out why….”WHAT THE HELL!!!” turned back on lil ones for 2 min youngest has steak knife trying to open the play doh box…..Get out the play doh and band-aid for Life Ending poke on the youngests thumb from steak knife. (it wasnt bleeding but she needed a band-aid….oh and we are almost out of barbie bandaids)
1035 - still trying to finsish folding clothes……”Mommy we need to cookies cutters” oookay I’m on it.
1040 - Let the dogs out because they are whining. Explain to oldest the “pissy” is a grown up word. Call Daddy so kids can talk to daddy.
1045 - still trying to fold clothes but notice there are toys in the bedroom, pick those up. Realize the kids made a mess outa the bed, remake bed and tuck sheets back in. Reminds me to make the kids bed. Go up stairs and make their beds turn off their lights, pick up their laundry and gather up juice cups. Oh lord their laundry baskets are full….take them downstairs to be washed.
1100 - go back to folding that load of laundry. FINISH FINALLY!!! Realize the floor needs to be swept. On way to get vaccuum realize kids are done with playdoh. Clean up play-doh toys. Difuse fight over big wheel again. Sweep up bedroom, kitchen play-doh mess, compter room and foyer.
1120 - Hmmm Guniea pig stinks…..clean out guninea pig cage and feed guniea. Dog wants in….only one comes in….call for other but with no luck.
1130 - “mommy we want to play with play-doh again” Drag out play-doh again. Vaccum up mess from guniea pig cage.
1145 - Other dog barks to come in.
1150 - Scrub kitchen counter. Laundry Beeps cage load.
1200 - walk back into bedroom to get more laundry and found dog chewed up something…..drag vaccuum back out to sweep up pieces and put dog in cage. “BAD DOG!”
1215 - “mommy i want and apple sissy wants yogurt” Get snacks…..
1225 - clean up yogurt mess….kids wander upstairs. but one comes back down complaining her polly pocket is in my truck. “trudge outside to retrive the polly pocket.
1230 - bring in polly and realize the garbage needs to be taken out. Fight with the bag break the handle and get another bag to put it in. Difuse fight over polly pockets upstairs.
1240 - drag vaccuum out to clean mess of garbage bag up then scrub hands from the icky garbage.
1250 - clean up bathroom and brush teeth…..difuse fight over polly again.
1255 - color 4 pictures 2 for each kid. They were whining they couldn’t do it themselves.
115 - kids go back upstairs to play princess….mommy gets a break. sit down only to realize there is nothing on TV….turn off tv and chill for a minute trying to get some reading done.
125 - laundry beeps.
127 - “mommy we want lunch” Swap out laundry and start making lunch. one wants PBJ one wants cereal….again….stop making lunch to difuse fight over the playskool spin and puke toy. (AKA sit and spin)
135 - finish lunch and clean up playdoh mess again! Remember I need to dye my hair today and shave……wonder when I’m gonna get that done.
145 - clean up lunch and start folding laundry……
200 - realize I never ate lunch or breakfast. microwave something frozen that resembles food…..end up feeding half of it to kids that wanna try it.
215 - refil juice cups.
220 - clean up odds and ends toys strewn around the house.
240 - dogs want out again.
245 - dishes need to be done…..Empty dishwasher, load dishwasher, scrub sink and then notice stove is dirty. Scrub stove, microwave, front of dishwasher, start cleaning out fridge and wiping down the inside. give yogurt snacks again and clean up the mess that comes with it.
330pm - Rinse out favorite shirt and try to get goober of yogurt out of it. Ask oldest to please go find a new outfit and NO YOU CAN’T RUN AROUND NAKIE!! youngest decides she needs to change too….help her put on snow white costume and gather up the clothes she has shed from one end of the house to the other. Add them to the laundry pile. While picking them up notice that the living room is a mess….pick up living room and find yogurt on the couch…..mix up cleaning solution and clean of the yogurt mess as well as another unidentified spill.
350 - Give in to the whining and put in High School Musical 2. Kids watch for a few minutes and wander off to play princess….
415 - turn off high school musical as the kids are not in the room. Hear from upstairs “MOM I WAS WATCHING THAT!!!!!!!” How the?????
430 - Difuse a fight over wether or not you can snowboard in Hawaii….(I have no idea) and round kids out of my closet (which is in case you didnt know as I didn’t the Hawaii special magic room) — Pick up all the clothes they pulled off the hanger to pile up to make a snowboarding hill.
450 - clean up husbands mess at the foot of his side of the bed. Take kids clothes upstairs to hang up and put away which leads to a 10 minute discussion of who’s pants are who’s.
515 - OH CRAP I need to make dinner…….locate something to make and begin thawing it out DAMN IT shoulda thought of this sooner….and OH CRAP THE DOGS ARE STILL OUTSIDE!!!! Let in 2 frozen dogs…
540 - Husband comes home to a clean house and dinner waiting. He eats and plays with the kids and Mommy finally can sit down.
830 - put the kids to bed and start picking up again from the 3 hours they were playing with dad.
900 - sit down to shave legs, dye hair, fix nails, and wash face.
920 - pay bills while waiting for dye to process…
940 - shower and get ready for bed.
1000 - curl up on the couch to watch a movie.
1230 - go to bed and get ready to start all over…..